I used to work with a guy nicknamed “The Cobra”, ever since he produced a huge snake like product much as the OP described.
However, in this case the tip rose above the toilet seat & became flattened out at the head which curved downward. Every male on duty was called to this stall to see the natural sculpture which did indeed look exactly like a Cobra. It’s entertainment value was launched exponentially when we attempted to flush it, as it only spun in the bowl while the Cobra’s head repeatedly “struck” at the circumference of the seat leaving it’s foul “bite marks” all around the toilet seat.
He enjoyed the nickname for many years but would Never divulge it’s true origin.
Holy schit that's fuggin hilarious.
