I'm stuck in an airport, flight got canceled. Bought a pass to the lounge -- drinks included. Bourbon #4 coming up! Flight is in 13 hours...
My goal if I was in your position would be to try and not go viral.
That and not wake up in the airport, hallway, bathroom stall in the morning.
Or is that concourse, bathroom stall?
Either way, don't do that if you can help it...