Guys at work wanted to go , so we knocked off early and went .
They figured on having a good time with me as they were half my age .
I was around 50 or so at the time , still solid .
So we make our orders and the gal is quite a looker and the guys are making remarks about her and me thinking it would be far fetched and for some reason thinking it was bugging me .
I just set back smiling and politely taking in the scenery .
She brings our food out and I get served last with a small wait .
The guys are having some fun and here she comes with my mussels and sets them on the table and says , honey can you scoot your chair back a little ? I smiled and said sure , she turns around and sets in my lap crossing her legs to add to the picture .
You could have poured a drink in all their mouths .
She proceeded to shell my mussels and feed them to me one at a time , chit chatting and laughing as if they weren’t there .
Taking her time and very tenderly wiping my lips gave me a kiss on the cheek and asked if she could get me anything else .
When she got up and took the buckets They we’re looking at me and one said WTF .
I laughed and left a nice tip .
Kenneth
