LOL at “Eyepatch McCain.” That’s a most excellent and fitting name for him.
There's a reason I have an inherent distrust of Squids.
And you being?....
Ground pounder. But you are known quantity, so it wasn't directed at you.
I'm just "sensitive"...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”