Old Jim had gone out to the back house early one morning. His wife had been after him for years to build a new one. Today was the day he wished he had. Helpless in the muck, Jim began to shut and scream fire, fire!!!. After what seemed like forever a neighbor heard him and called the Fire Department.
After a short search they were able to locate and rescue Jim.
As things settled, one of the firemen asked, where is the fire?
Jim said I'd still be down there if I'd been yelling $hit! $hit!
Last edited by Gojoe; 04/29/22.
