Reminds me of the joke...
An old farmer went into a two holer outhouse to do his business, as he pulled down his overalls to sit down a dollar bill fell out of his pocket into the hole. The farmer stood up, pulled a $100 out of his wallet and threw it in the hole also. The guy sitting on the next seat watched it all and said "why in the heck did you do that?'. The farmer looked at him and said "You don't think I'd go in there after a buck, do you?".
