Was working in WVA long time ago and there was a guy wire covered in honey suckles comming up the pole I was on . As I started down the pole I noticed this little rat snake looking at me .
Reached over and dropped him in my nut bag and climbed down .
We had this grunt named motormouth for obvious reasons .
He was down in the ROW and the pickup had a cooler of water and funnel cups on the back .
So I got a piece of wire and wrapped it around the middle of the snake and hung it on the ladder rack above the cooler .
It was just above head high .
Motormouth comes up and it’s hotter than the hinges of hell and goes straight for the cooler .
Gets a cup of water and turns up and there’s the snake about a foot from his face .
He hollered oooh oooh fell on his ass still holding the cup , boot hills digging in the ground , ass scooting backwards still holding the cup , eyes still fixed on the snake , oooh ooh .
He must have scooted 6-8 ft back before he rolled up cussing and raising hell .
He was madder than hell .
The whole crew was cracking up , he said it wasn’t F ing funny .
But we thought it was .
Kenneth You were right
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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