The one thing I like about Sonic
When I’m there just to get a frozen drink in the drive thru,
if there happens to be a lardass in a dually, with his tree trunk diabetes diameter wrist hanging outta the window, in front of me wearing his day-glo dumptruck vest, ordering a double bacon chili cheese burger with extra mayo and lard sauce…
.or a karen [bleep] in a 17 passenger “Chivy-Spurban” ordering for her per wee soccer team The Vipers….
The cashier will bust out the side door with my $1.67 frozen drink and let me roll on out to the side
