This whole crock of bhulscheidt reminds me of a joke about the new guy at McDonald's who came home one day and told his wife he had an irresistible urge to stick his schlong into the pickle slicer. For about a week, he kept saying the same thing. One day he came home from work early,and they had the following conversation- - - - -

She: "Oh no- - - - -please tell me you didn't do it!"

He: "Yep, I did- - - - -stuck it all the way in there!"

She: "Good grief- - - - -did it hurt?"

He: "Nope- - - -it felt wonderful- - - - -but they fired both of us!"

Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!