Cooking the same ol thing for the famibry fourth cookout.
Burgers and red skin wienies.
Beef burgers, no venison. No way.
No one wants to try anything new..
Brisket? You know aunt Betty only eats it crispy done.
Fry catfish? Cousin doesn’t it catfish.
Fug it. Burgers it is….
I know how that is.
Thanksgiving is mfer around here.
Cleveland Jr doesnt like onions in his dressing
Uncle Pam and Aunt David want theirs without celery
Aunt Samantha wants hers without chicken breast meat chopped up in it.
Kyle doesnt want bananas in his banana pudding
Logan doesnt like frosting on his cupcakes. And is “allergic to chocolate”. Have to make plain yellow cake cupcakes for him.
Alexis is allergic to nuts so we can no longer have pecan pie anywhere in the house. “Pecan fumes”
Grampie is a diabetic- he eats anything. Which is dangerous. If he starts cussing, his sugar is high
Landon will eat ALL of the rolls if the turkey is not done yet. He wont wait for main dinner with family.
Sheesh
