Originally Posted by jackmountain
Cremated. Spread on top of the mountain at my cabin. Written into my will.
The thought of rotting in a box is unsettling to me. Plus, why take up valuable real estate with my sorry carcass.
Drove through the cemetery where my grandparents and all of the greats are buried 2 nights ago. Made a comment to my wife that there was a good waste of real estate right there.


The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!