We only have one neighbor who is semi-close to our house.
She's a 300 lb. ol gal who wears a muumuu everyday. She lives by herself so we keep an eye on her. Which isn't hard to do being that she weighs as much as a small whale.
If you ever get to feeling sugary out mowing your yard, I bet she has a box or two of Little Debbies in there.
She'll probably give you one of the Oatmeal Raisin Pies though.
