Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by Higginez
I thought he worked at 7-11 selling nachos and Slurpees...


Nah...he goes golfing with the last remaining Civil War veteran.


Try to keep up, chubbs. He was not talking about me.


The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:

You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.