Thank you for your application and resumé regarding the open position for ‘God’...
Unfortunately, due to the Biden administration and the highest inflation figures since 1981. We unfortunately had to hire from within our own pool of eligible employees.
We will keep your resumé on file for other, future openings. We encourage you to check back with us after the midterms for other job opportunities.
Regards,
Heaven
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”