Originally Posted by slumlord
I blew up a Polaris Scrambler. Brand new, had it 1 hour.

Run it it 60-70 mph. A wheeler. Booooom 🤦🏻💀💥

2” hole in the side of the engine.

Carried it back to the dealership. Yo mfers, my shît blew up.

Warranty claim started. A piece of teflon leaned-out the jet and ran it well…lean. So they hypothesized.

No new bike, waited a month for complete rebuild. No loaner, no nothing, sorry, kiss my ass, no free helmet, no stickers, no free oil change to make me happy.

Still have it, that was 1995. No further problems. Still runs.

I don’t sell wheelers, I don’t sell firearms, I don’t get a fresh wife every 5 years from The Boar’s Nest or Ybor City.

I would have demanded access to the Corporate jet.


I am MAGA.