We used to mix mayo and catsup in 2nd grade for a double dog dare in school lunch
Get busted by Birtha the cafeteria monitor and have to eat it.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
