Turtle rescue 911
I wrote an essay about the day my grandfather saved a snapping turtle that won me a scholarship paying half my college tuition.
That's way better than we got for rescuing one.
Old man brought it home, stuck it in the tub in an inch or three of water.
Old lady got up in the middle of the night to pee and somehow got her finger over the edge and got bit good. Had no idea the dang thing was in there as we arrived home after she had gone to bed.