Once, back when I was married, the ex said to me that I smelled like a combination of Scotch and fart. Though it was one of the prouder moments in my life, I'm not entirely sure that particular 'scent' was her favorite.
Last edited by High_Noon; 08/16/22.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue
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