You could not appreciate the movie because like a bad condom, you are not sensitive enough.
You appreciated the movie because you're an idiot.
It’s was the best movie about Medieval times since Braveheart, maybe better since Braveheart, tho a great movie, was based sorta loosely on actual events.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744