I triple dog dare ya to throw a bid at it. (As he defied all schoolyard protocols and bypassed the double dog dare.)
Not to nitpick, but he bypassed the triple dare too....
$10,000 even!
... I think he's got a whole team of shill bidders!.. there's only 6 hours left to get your own silly bid in. Why not? worse that will happen is You'll win the auction, tell him you're not paying a wooden nickel, and burn through one of Your online reputations, then You get to call the seller out publicly,..., or get a job as one of his shill bidders!