Headed to get Spam and diesel tomorrow then
Oh god .. don't do that! The nanobots in the spam are set to activate on Sept 24 and will chew your pecker off from the inside. Without anesthetic.
That's why smart shoppers go to out of the way convenience stores and look on the back of the shelves for Spam cans that have a "Best By" date of at least 4 years ago.
You know, before the NWO started with the nano-bot things.