Still chucklin’ about the taxidermist’s nightmare.
You wankers don’t need to talk to my taxidermist by the way, but I’ll give you a tip. Supersonic bullets will whack bugs without destroying them, you just gotta get close. Maybe a couple inches depending on caliber. Then you put them in the pose desired and let them visit the freezer for about a week. PRESTO!
I charge admission to visit my trophy room.
Hahaha!
