Originally Posted by slumlord
If I do have to go (which is once every 30 years )

I go in thru the back automotive tire and lube door.

Let’s me avoid the partially dismembered greeter with the Cold War Vet cap and the jack o lantern covid mask.



Puts me right into the middle of the $26 Mobil One 5qt jugs, the nightcrawlers, and shotgun shells
Uh huh....

Like Tom Cruise breaking into the vault !!!