Me and two buds went shrimping in Hilton Head 25 years ago. We get almost there and my friends K5 Blazer shut down... called AAA and they sent a rollback wrecker and picked us up off I-95. We had been drinking heavily. We were all stuffed in the single front cab of the wrecker riding back when we decided we'd rather ride in the K5 on the roll back - we could drink beer and listen to tunes...

This was all well and good until I had to piss. Everyone else went in a beer can. I was not going to chance that. I stepped out the door onto the flatbed/rollback going 65mph and let it fly.

Alcohol and youth will do that for you...


"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went"
Will Rogers