Winston Churchill was at a dinner party and was sitting next to some London aristocrat lady. And he said to her, "Lady Summerlin, if I paid you a million dollars would you go to bed with me?"
And she said "Why, yes I would."
Churchill said "Would you do it for twenty dollars?"
She said "Certainly not, what kind of woman do you think I am?"
Churchill replied "We've already established that you are a whore. Now we are just figuring the price."
