Originally Posted by ironbender
She charges the Dbag tax.
Dbag pays the tax.
Go out on “date”.
Run into a friend.

So, how did y’all meet?
She blackmailed me! Ha ha.

What a great start.


If she tried to charge me a d-bag tax, I'd settle up.

Tell her that once I deducted the insufferable c*nt fee, we're even.


A wise man is frequently humbled.