My cousin does not have the record for the shortest marriage, but he may well have the record for the craziest bitch of an ex-wife.
They dated for a couple months, and she came up pregnant.
He did not want to sire any bastard, so he agreed to marry her. Though they would never live together and the relationship was finished. He expected her to agree to a divorce directly after she gave birth.
She provided ultra sound images of twins. And subsequently called and said she was in the hospital. Babies were quite premature, one was headed to SLC neonatal care and was not expected to live.
His Mom ran down to the hospital and demanded to see her new grand baby. They had no patients with the proper names.
When everything came out in the wash, it was discovered the entire pregnancy was faked. The ultrasounds were from a previous pregnancy several years in the past which ended in a miscarriage.
He hired a lawyer and got the marriage dissolved. Divorce or annulment? I do not know.
One day after his separation was finalized, he found her name in the paper (legal notices) where she had become divorced from a previous husband.
