Doc is listening to sounds in the belly of an expecting young lady. She will have triplets, all boys. To his surprise he hears a male voice say “When I get out of here I want to be an electrical engineer.”

Another voice asks why. “I can’t stand the darkness.”, he replies. “What are you going to do?”

“I’m going to be a plumber!” Another voice asks why and in response says, “I’m tired of being wet all the time. “

A third voice says “I’m going to be a trapper. “ The other two ask why, and he says “Every 3-4 days a gopher slips in here. I want to trap it and kill it dead!”


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain