I used to open them

Every box I’d open, I say real loud ..”mannnnnnnnnnn that’d fuuuuuuuuuuuuck somptin up dude”

Move on to the box

Open up the .300 win mag
“Dammit boy….now thatd reallllllly fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck somptin up”