No one wears a moo moo while watching Gunsmoke??
My very good friend Old Toot dresses up as Miss Kitty in a white satin hooker dress complete with a painfully distressing push-up bra and slathers Jello fudge all over his perky nipples and crotch.
Drop him a PM for recent pics...
He gets less than 1/2 a day from his trousers... I reckon.