Quick side storry.
Buddy of mine as a new private in Ranger Regiment was assigned "Bleacher Duty" for a jump demonstration during their annual Ranger Rendezvous.
An old man with a cane who could barely put one foot in front of the other approached the edge of the bleachers and paused. My buddy extended his hand and took the old fella by the elbow to help him up.
The old timer vigorously slapped his hand away and said "I climbed point du hawk M_TH_R F_CK_R, I can get up these bleachers!"
