LOL, man if those Puppet Strings get any tighter he gunna be 10 feet off the ground with his pants up under his armpits.
Ol’ Carl sure be in tune with Fly Over Americans, ey.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
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