[quote=shrapnel]Although seldom seen, these guys are out there and need thousands of calories/day. You are just a snack and tennis shoes and bear spray are not the solution...
Two guys were hiking in Yellowstone National Park and saw a big grizz on the trail heading their way. Travis sat down immediately and started putting on his running shoes.
His buddies quips, "you ain't gonna outrun that bear, dude!".
To which Travis replies as he jumps up after finishing the last knot "Don't have to, just gotta outrun you!"
