When did I change my middle name to Joseph?

Wow.......hope those checks arrive soon. Gotta remember to sign them Michael J Werner.

Government checks!!! Now I know how Buzz feels.

Hope there's enough to play the lottery.

"Those that think they know everything are annoying those of us that have Google." - Dr. D. Edward Wilkinson

Note to self: Never ask an old Fogey how he is doing today.
Revised note to self: Keep it short when someone asks how I am doing.