I’m thinking as an alternative to unloading my guns is to, when I kick the bucket, have the offspring draw straws. The one with the longest straw gets first choice, the second longest gets second choice, third longest third choice, my fourth child died and we suspect her husband did it - he’s out of it. Then the longest straw person gets the fourth choice etc.
One reason for keeping the guns is that they should continue to have value even after the Democrats destroy our country.
