It’s all because of a mumbled word. It’s actually “cake” nukes not space nukes. These diabolical bastiges have developed dirty nuke birthday cake candles. The microwarheads are armed by the heat of lighting then blow up when they’re blown out. Diabolical I tell you.
And if we don’t provide Ukraine with the requested funding? Well, they’re coming to a Walmart near you. I don’t know how more blunt to make it. Do it for the children.
Spot on!
