Don't tell her, but I think of my wife as "The Queen of Dink".
She also thinks, relates incidents, tells jokes not in concrete sequential, but in Venn diagrams (she admits it). Sometimes the Venn diagrams have Venn diagrams.
Often from two or 3 rooms away and/or different floors.
She's been a good wife for 45 years tho.
I think I'll keep her.
Sounds just like our house (I call what she does "futzing"). I also feel the same way after 46 years.