A friend of mine who owned a farm had four kids, one of which got interested in zoology with an emphasis on genetical engineering. He was a genius.

Since all 6 in the family preferred legs when they butchered a chicken there was always a fight over dinner since they didn’t want to kill 3 chickens. The genius son began a long term effort to breed a chicken with six especially meaty legs. I moved away & didn’t see them for a while so when I last visited I asked how the project was going.

I was stunned to hear that Timothy, the zoology genius had been successful.

“He really bred this freak breed of chicken with six meaty legs?” I asked my friend Jim. My friend said “Yes, I know it’s unbelievable but he really did!”

So I asked, “well, how did they taste?”

Jim replied, “We don’t know, we’ve never been able to catch one.”