Yeeeeeeeee..............[bleep]......................haaaaaaaaaaa.

Do believe I'm about to lose load!

"Hello, 1-800-AlaskAir.......do you have a seat available for....ummmm.....TOMORROW?!"

BTW, Stick-um....I'm on the 9:45 chopper to Hollyland.....can you pick me up there on Saturday or you gonna make me walk? Figured with the longer drive we might get lucky and find a box of kittens.