Certified General Real Estate Appraiser.
Upon finally getting my license, I told my wife that she could just call me "The General". She acted as though she couldn't hear me. (grin) Along the same lines, I suppose I could call her "Doctor", but then we would both sound like azzholes. Just the other day, I saw a woman in a nice SUV with the license plate "LDYLWYR". The GVR for that rig must have been stout if it could tote her ego....
Ya sure it wasn't Cossatajoe?