Chivalry is not dead, but it is very difficult to feel any enthusiasm for gentlemanly conduct at this present point in time.
As an aside, I have a licker neighbour in her fifties that swears, drinks and smokes more than I do....she has a bigger gut, and her knuckles hang lower to the ground, what is more she is not as easy on the eyes as I am (I am a forty-six year old big, hairy arsed bloke)!
She may not have balls, but she most definitely has the scars to show where they were.
