I sit on my knees with my arms outstretched toward the heavens and cry to the gods to please deliver me and my pals from the likes of Swampy and Larry Root. Swampy wasn't dropped on his head when he was an infant, he was thrown across the room.

You guys deal with this idiot. I'm taking a three day weekend.

"You can lead a man to logic, but you cannot make him think." Joe Harz
"Always certain, often right." Keith McCafferty