Your Shiny side in / out curriculum is OK for everyday waves.
When one is dealing with Black Helicopter / area 51 / Space Alien strength transmissions there's one, and one only effective method.
"Crenelated / Waffle Profile / Egg Crate effect Fragmentation"...
To achieve this higher performance value, one must apply the Tinfoil / Aluminum Foil with a MEAT TENDERIZING hammer,......
Dedicated aficianados of this method usually work in a "Team Environment",....e.g. members support one another while others unmercifully whack the chit out of,....etc.
Once coagulated blood glues the Prtective foil in place it can be worn for WEEKS.
After several "Applications" using this impact method,.....natural scarring will create a pattern in the scalp, and foil can be applied with a soft rubber mallet.
GTC
