Shiny side in will allow you to receive outside brain waves while remaining incognito. If you have no brain waves yourself, you can increase your outside reception by poking holes with an ice pick all over the hat. Note that leaving the hat on while making the holes will reveal for SURE whether or not you have brain waves.


β€œIn a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell

It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.