Yeah, I know, but hand splitting tha wood keeps me from get'n too old 'n fat plus tha price of a split'n machine just ain't justifiable when ya kin do it youself fer nutin. 'Sides when the young beef cakes 'n town see an old man throwing fertilizer 'n seed bags like they is made outta styrofoam, it kinda reminds 'em ta keep a civil tongue in their head 'round my grand daughters. Ya know what I mean?
Flower Child
