Don't know 'bout tha rest of ya ol' coots but I have found that as I git older, the altercations I git into are git'n shorter 'n shorter. It's an energy thang that tha rest of ya young'ns don't understand yet. Times a git'n shorter 'n its no longer productive ta exchange obscene hellos and profane greet'ns or even tha name of ya mother if'n ya piss me off. In fact, roll'n in the dirt 'n knuckle dust'n is a waste of my time 'n oxygen resources too. So I tend ta thank things through carefully in advance, ta bypass all these formalities that is so important ta tha rest of ya. ALSO, I CHEAT !!!! A whole lot 'n fact.... So brang 'em on....I is a ready ta git ta ass wipe'n da planet wit dem. How 'bout youse?

Flower Child