Take A Knee,
Of course you're right, but how do you expect me to make a year-long hobby out of something that I only get to actually do for one week a year if you won't let me worry about nonsense like this? It's 85 degrees outside and there aren't any elk within a thousand miles of here.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go change my daughter's poopy diaper. After that I might just go test the boil time on my Trangia stove. Again. Or I may cut the extra webbing off my backpack and weigh it. Again.
I truly feel your pain. They grow up and go away to college, on scholarship if you are lucky.
When you get tired of the Trangia get yourself a Titanium Caldera Cone from Trail Designs. Alcohol or wood, you can just heat water quickly with alcohol or cook all day if you like with wood.
