Ah, the weather guys!

"Ten degrees" is never enough � gotta be "the ten-degree mark."

"Thundershowers" is never enough � gotta be "thundershower activity."

"New England" is never enough � gotta be "the New England area."

Inevitably, invariably

And the sports writers with their eternal scramble for cutesy-poo clich� substitutes for won, lost, and beat are just as wacky in their own ways.


"Good enough" isn't.

Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.