On the street, a friend told him to drink a quart of whiskey.
Farther down the street, another friend told him to drink a quart of whiskey.
"That," he mused, "makes half a gallon."
How many friends does it take to banish a cold?
Since it takes me about a year to drink a quart of whiskey(if I'm drinking by myself), I would have a cold for a lllooooonnnnngggg time.
Ed
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