lemme help you KG, they're kept on the aisle next to the "perfect" raingear

light as a feather, tough as nails, completely waterproof and it breathes so hard you'll never ever feel a drop of sweat upon your body, no matter how hard and fast you climb a mountain while wearing it.


now if I could just find that aisle

I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.